cartoon caption contest - winner to be announced on Friday
update on 23 May:
Yup, the deadlocks all work.
That explains why the dishes have been piling up.
“The last time this happened to me I was in a Leicester car park.”
Kate and Gerry looked very confused when they got a flat tyre. (Sorry)
‘Ha! Totally forgot I had to drop Richard III off at Leicester Cathedral. How embarrassing. Test drive?’
this just confirms it- John was always the best at hide and seek
Mr and Mrs Jones were still trying to find the ideal time to tell him they had meant to call at number 23.
“Erm… Happy… Um… Halloween?” *cough*
“For Sale. One careless owner”.
It’s taken me a year to sell it. Everyone who took it for a test drive said they could hear knocking.
“Truth be told, I’ll be sad to see the old girl go”
You’re supposed to keep that in the closet.
We weren’t actually looking for a hearse”
“What!? Are there more kings in this parking lot…!?”
I think it might be a relative of Richard the 3rd.
“Who the hell was in the coffin then?”
I’m so sorry. I forgot i’d put him there but my wife said if I have any more skeletons in the closet she’ll divorce me.
“ha! ha! My friends at the archaeological society are SUCH practical jokers!”
“Tell you what, take £2,000 off the asking price and we won’t say anything on the eBay feedback.”
‘On a positive note, he died with his boot on’
I told you I could hear a rattle!
“That’s where ‘e got to! The Missus won’t let me keep ‘im in the closet no longer”
“Shit, I forgot grandad was playing hide and seek with the kids at Easter!”
‘One tragic oversight marred the annual GoodFellas Re-enactment Party’
“Of course we want to sell”! “Make no bones, about it”.
I know i told you to come out of the closet but this is not what i meant!
“Alright, TWO previous owners.”
“It’s my dead punchline from the last caption contest”
“And in the boot, one not very careful previous owner.”
Congratulations! I pronounce you the winner of the 1974 international hide and seek championship.